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« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2008, 08:32:57 AM »
Awesome story  

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« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2008, 08:37:04 AM »
thats a funny story.

when kingjad post something about spiders every one had the same problem too. funny and weird at the same time

Kingjad is a insider and needs to be in the TV.
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very funny dood
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« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2008, 08:44:56 AM »
I thought you were making a shitty pun for getting someone new in the crew when I saw this

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« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2008, 08:55:11 AM »
i once coughed up a dead bug. it was in my phlem when i coughed. i was quite excited about it for some reason. lol

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« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2008, 08:58:54 AM »
Haha... I think I would do just the same - piss around it while thinking about it and then flush.

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« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2008, 09:32:12 AM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA



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« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2008, 09:52:34 AM »
I've pissed on a dead cockroach in the urinal. I wonder if that's the reason why they call it a cockroach..

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« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2008, 09:58:06 AM »
Might explain how the dung beetle got its name as well I guess!

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« Reply #23 on: October 08, 2008, 10:51:57 AM »
i had alot of issues with spiders
but i still think the funniest was when barney had one on his knee, when he was running and yelling in the kitchen i was laughing my ass of hahaha.
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« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2008, 11:48:18 AM »
Umm... I am arachniphobic, and above the door to my house, there is this huge furry little spider, so whenever I come into the house, run in and duck really low, for fear of it jumping on my head.

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« Reply #25 on: October 08, 2008, 12:28:10 PM »
Quote from: Stevex
Quote from: Kert
I thought "Spider" joined TMS.
x2 :/
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« Reply #26 on: October 08, 2008, 05:04:14 PM »
dude, pissing on the spiders is the best.

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« Reply #27 on: October 09, 2008, 10:39:55 AM »
Alice Cooper - Along Came A Spider


Just seen this on TV


A weird story by the way.
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« Reply #28 on: October 09, 2008, 10:59:23 AM »
Quote from: boxXx
but i still think the funniest was when barney had one on his knee, when he was running and yelling in the kitchen i was laughing my ass of hahaha.
That's typical in case Barney is arachnophobic, everyone having it in the stage I for example have, would run like a fuck when having one on their knee, though I have no idea what kind of spider he had in his knee.

Well not that way, I'd still laugh as hell if it would be happening to someone else while being on Skype.

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« Reply #29 on: October 09, 2008, 01:21:34 PM »
UPDATE: I just saw another spider while I was having a piss. However, this spider was on the ceiling, ABOVE the bowl of the toilet. I now think I have an idea how the last spider fell in - suicide dive! Once again I expressed my relief that it was only a piss instead of a crap - imagine sitting down trying to relax and take a dump and then looking up to see a wee hairy spider directly above you, not knowing if it'll be at that exact moment for it to fall or not.

 

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