Make me a bike, make sure the rims are bling-blangin' (or however you kids say it these days), so yellow or gold with nice reflections, the body something very abstract and difficult that looks like it took months to make. Make the wheels white-faced (or whatever), so it's got that classy look, while still keepin' it's pimp hand strong (or in this case, handlebar), and make sure the front lights look totally brutal.