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Quote from: TorqueHow many yous does it take to screw in a lightbulb.None, i sit there in darkness since i can't be bothered to replace the bulb.
How many yous does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
How about coming on SA-MP right now and just stunt and don't chat?
Whats your fave XSA vid?
Quote from: RADQuote from: TorqueHow many yous does it take to screw in a lightbulb.None, i sit there in darkness since i can't be bothered to replace the bulb.Either you are a real man, that has no fear of the dark or you are lazy as hell...NOW I ASK YOU:Which?
I can't land any awesome stunts, what to do?
I WILL STUNT GOODI WILL STUNT GREATIF I BAIL A STUNTI'LL MASTURBATE!
RAD did you lose your job? You have been much more active.Anyways only 8 people on SAMP atm.
Help me make this decision. Tomorrow, should I shower first, or eat breakfast first?
Theres an old pre-stunting ritual passed on by generations of elder stunts that my help you in your quest to land awesome stunts.The ritual requires the sacrifice of a small animal, like a ginuea pig or kitten. To perform the ritual, strip down to your underwear, and place the sacrificed animal in your underwear. Then stand on one leg, arms in the air, and repeat the following chant:QuoteI WILL STUNT GOODI WILL STUNT GREATIF I BAIL A STUNTI'LL MASTURBATE!Now swap legs and repeat the chant.At which point you grap the animals out of your underwear, kick it out the front door of your house, then rush to your PC, at which point you will be landing an awesome stunt every 5 minutes.
I find awesome spots, but I still cant land them. What to do?What's the IP to the server all the cool guys plays on?
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