I got up in the middle of the night last night to take a piss. I dozily turn on the light, lift the lid and I'm about to start urinating when I see an odd sight down below - and I don't mean my hairy genitals. Floating in the water in the bowels of the toilet, was a wee spider.

Now, a lot went through my sleep-deprived head at this moment in time; Is the wee bugger still alive? Should I flush before having a piss? It has 8 legs and yet can't swim, what kind of retarded spider is that? Then I thought just how in the hell did a spider get IN the loo in the first place - I can't conceive how it managed to find itself in that predicament unless the last person to use it had a spider up their arse. The final thing to go through my head was "At least it's no a crap" - carefully pissing around the edges so not to further humiliate the dead wee arachnid, I finally do my business and flushed the little fucker away.

This is a completely true story, even the bizarre thoughts going through my head at the time lol. I wonder if my fellow TMS-ers have similar bizarre random tales, that don't quite belong in the 'Ask TMS' thread and yet still deserve mentioned. Also, is it weird, or amusing, or disturbing, that instead of just pissing straight away I dawdled for a few moments pondering several things at once, like how the spider got there?

The Challenge:

Perform the best stunt with an Infernus.

You have 120 hours (five days) to post your replay (in a .rar/.zip) and the preferred clip in this topic!

The Submissions:

Luky: Replay - Video
Tackleberry: Replay - Video


The Votes:

• Turtle Dick:
• Ofthemountain:
• Samurai: Tackleberry
• Kingjad: Tackleberry
• Brulla: Tackleberry

Luky: 0 votes.
Tackleberry: 3 votes.

Tackleberry wins!

The Challenge:

Perform the best combo involving a p2b then to a stunt of your choosing (e.g stoppie, wheelie, grind, ag)

You have 72 hours to post your replay (in a .rar/.zip) and the preferred clip in this topic!

The Submissions:

FIGHTER: Replay - Video
NuclearDeath: Replay - Video


The Votes:

FIGHTER: 4 points.
NuclearDeath: 0 points. (-2.p)

FIGHTER wins by forfeit!

The Challenge:

Perform the best stunt at the Cochrane Dam.

You have 72 hours to post your replay (in a .rar/.zip) and the preferred clip in this topic!

The Submissions:

Luky: Replay - Video
Kenny: Replay - Video


The Votes:

• Brulla: Luky
• Samurai: Luky
• Turtle Dick: Luky
• Docta Luv: Luky
• Kingjad: Luky

Luky: 5 points. (+1p.)
Kenny: 0 points.

Luky wins.

The Challenge:

Perform the best stunt which involves two bikes.

You have 72 hours to post your replay (in a .rar/.zip) and the preferred clip in this topic!

The Submissions:

Turtle Boy: Replay - Video
Looker: Replay - Video


The Votes:

Turtle Boy: 0 points. (-2.p)
Looker: 4 points.

Looker wins by forfeit!

The Challenge:

Land on a plane in the best way.

You have 72 hours to post your replay (in a .rar/.zip) and the preferred clip in this topic!

The Submissions:

DriZzly: Replay - Video
godson: Replay - Video
(in video - clip 1 is godson's attempt, clip 2 is DriZzly's attempt).


The Votes:

• Kingjad: godson
• Turtle Dick: godson
• Samurai: godson
• Brulla: godson
• Docta Luv: godson

DriZzly: 0 points.
godson: 5 points. (+1.p)

godson wins!

The Challenge:

Perform the best ledge grind with a PCJ.

You have 96 hours to post your replay (in a .rar/.zip) and the preferred clip in this topic!

The Submissions:

SnowMan: Replay - Video
VenomX: Replay - Video


The Votes:

SnowMan: 0 points. (-2.p)
VenomX: 4 points.

VenomX wins by forfeit!