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Title: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: Stunter Elite on July 15, 2006, 03:37:02 PM
It usually takes me about 5-10  
Title: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: JayFoxRox on July 15, 2006, 06:48:15 PM
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Got the question now: depends
Title: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: finallight on July 15, 2006, 07:05:44 PM
Did you read the title wrong,  Fox?

Depends.
Title: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: NoAPOlogies on July 15, 2006, 07:33:15 PM
Sounds like Fox needs to see a doctor... fast!

Depends, what usually happens is that the bulk comes out quick then the remainder takes forever. If i've got something good to read I may just sit there for 20-30 minutes.
Title: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: Faded Hero on July 15, 2006, 07:52:07 PM
i hate taking shits so if it dosent come out within 5 minutes ill just leave and comeback later
Title: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: Eric on July 15, 2006, 08:18:40 PM
oh geez...about...3 mins, I just go in, push, plop, wipe, throw away, and i'm out the door.
Title: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: RAD on July 15, 2006, 11:55:29 PM
All depends where it is that im taking a dump. At home its smooth sailing, and a lot of the time they just need a quick polish with the TP and im good to go.

Work turds however, are worse cause it usually takes about 10 minutes to drop the kids off at the pool, plus my bowels time them 2 minutes before lunch or morning tea, wasting valuable time and often require at least half a roll and two flushes.
Title: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: Fate on July 16, 2006, 12:08:05 AM
Like 3 mins.      
Title: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: Sweet2 on July 16, 2006, 12:39:20 AM
really depends



Title: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: Xtramus on July 16, 2006, 05:42:42 AM
I just took one, took me about 3 minutes.

Normally I just sit there reading stuff so it usually takes 10 minutes.
Title: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: Don vito on July 16, 2006, 05:52:07 AM
dunno, depends on how big the magazine i read is.
Title: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: Ferσή on July 16, 2006, 10:30:57 AM
Depends on where I am shitting at. In my normal spot (kitchen sink) it only takes about 2 minutes because instead of wiping my ass I just stick that hose thing up there and blast those dinglebarrys right out.
Title: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: BurnoutLS13 on July 16, 2006, 11:36:10 AM
from 30 minutes to an hour or two....seriously
Title: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: Don vito on July 16, 2006, 11:40:28 AM
one time i popped out of a car.
Title: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: infested on July 16, 2006, 01:21:51 PM
Usually takes me 5-10 mins, but when I have a long day before me with loads of good food or such, I usually bring a whole Donald Duck pocket book and read it all.. Takes me like 25-30 mins, and then you clean your system out real good too
Title: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: Tackleberry on July 16, 2006, 03:10:42 PM
About 5 min for me. My brother is really sick though, he has like a game he plays with him self when he go to do number 2... He tries to shit as fast as he can. His record is 20 seconds, including washing the hands and everything. I've never noticed him being on the toilet for more than like 3 minutes when shitting.

My older brother is the opposite btw. He could easily be in there for like an hour when living at our place.
Title: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: Der_Meister on July 16, 2006, 04:40:20 PM
20 minutes on average .... i dont read anything when im in there though because im too busy concentrating rofl
Title: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: KiD A on July 16, 2006, 05:12:18 PM
Quote from: Don vito
one time i popped out of a car.

Are you Raab Himself?
Title: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: Don vito on July 17, 2006, 12:57:58 AM
Quote from: KiD A
Quote from: Don vito
one time i popped out of a car.

Are you Raab Himself?
I was on a small vacation with my friends and i had to poop, so i stuck my ass out of the window and....
Title: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: BurnoutLS13 on July 17, 2006, 07:44:06 AM
feel bad for the guy behind you
Title: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: Torque on July 17, 2006, 01:00:40 PM
Depends on what Womans World has to offer.
Title: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: Psycho on July 17, 2006, 01:35:32 PM
I'm well-known for taking at least half an hour, could be up to about an hour and a half.

My favorite time to go is when I'm at a restaurant with the family, after everyone is done eating and ready to go

*EDIT* 1300
Title: Re: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: RedX on October 30, 2013, 07:03:51 PM
Epic bump and unlock topic. I poo usually within one minute.

Edit: I'm usually finished within 5.

:euro:
Title: Re: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: TurBo on October 30, 2013, 08:52:08 PM
I like to take my time, but there are some quick ones. 15 mins average.
Title: Re: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: STREEM on October 31, 2013, 01:09:54 AM
30secs or 5mins when its going hard
Title: Re: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: MxZz. on October 31, 2013, 01:17:20 AM
depends :P
Title: Re: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: Balance on November 03, 2013, 01:24:39 PM
full on chillmode on the toilet, got floor heating. once you sit down, there is no getting up.
Title: Re: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: Art   on November 03, 2013, 01:45:35 PM
went 12 minutes today, i always have that feeling there is something more inside but later that feeling vanishes and i can get up
Title: Re: How long does it take you to take a dump?
Post by: Squeak on December 18, 2013, 07:17:18 AM
Depends how hard the current level is.
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