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« on: October 14, 2008, 04:02:25 PM »
I've been a Pro Evo man for years, because I chose realistic and more enjoyable gameplay. It's been ages since I played FIFA though so I don't know how it is nowadays. FIFA is currently on sale already, Pro Evo's due to be released later this week.
If there are any other gamers out there who like the footyball, which would be your preference and why?
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« on: October 07, 2008, 05:19:45 PM »
I got up in the middle of the night last night to take a piss. I dozily turn on the light, lift the lid and I'm about to start urinating when I see an odd sight down below - and I don't mean my hairy genitals. Floating in the water in the bowels of the toilet, was a wee spider.
Now, a lot went through my sleep-deprived head at this moment in time; Is the wee bugger still alive? Should I flush before having a piss? It has 8 legs and yet can't swim, what kind of retarded spider is that? Then I thought just how in the hell did a spider get IN the loo in the first place - I can't conceive how it managed to find itself in that predicament unless the last person to use it had a spider up their arse. The final thing to go through my head was "At least it's no a crap" - carefully pissing around the edges so not to further humiliate the dead wee arachnid, I finally do my business and flushed the little fucker away.
This is a completely true story, even the bizarre thoughts going through my head at the time lol. I wonder if my fellow TMS-ers have similar bizarre random tales, that don't quite belong in the 'Ask TMS' thread and yet still deserve mentioned. Also, is it weird, or amusing, or disturbing, that instead of just pissing straight away I dawdled for a few moments pondering several things at once, like how the spider got there?
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« on: June 06, 2008, 08:59:29 AM »
The Challenge:Perform the best stunt on the cargo ship located in the Docks in Vice City (you have to remain inside the ship during the whole time). You have 120 hours (five days) to post your replay (in a .rar/.zip) and the preferred clip in this topic! The Submissions:cola: Replay - VideoRedX: Replay - VideoThe Votes:- Turtle Dick: RedX
- Ofthemountain:
- Samurai:
- Kingjad: RedX
- Brulla: RedX
cola: 0 votes. RedX: 3 votes. RedX wins!
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« on: June 06, 2008, 08:59:27 AM »
The Challenge:Perform the best stunt with an Infernus. You have 120 hours (five days) to post your replay (in a .rar/.zip) and the preferred clip in this topic! The Submissions:Luky: Replay - VideoTackleberry: Replay - VideoThe Votes:- Turtle Dick:
- Ofthemountain:
- Samurai: Tackleberry
- Kingjad: Tackleberry
- Brulla: Tackleberry
Luky: 0 votes. Tackleberry: 3 votes.Tackleberry wins!
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« on: June 06, 2008, 08:59:25 AM »
The Challenge:Perform the best BSM combo. You have 120 hours (five days) to post your replay (in a .rar/.zip) and the preferred clip in this topic! The Submissions:sony: Replay - VideoVenomX: Replay - VideoThe Votes:- Turtle Dick:
- Ofthemountain:
- Samurai: VenomX
- Kingjad: VenomX
- Brulla: VenomX
sony: 0 votes. VenomX: 3 votes.VenomX wins!
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« on: May 15, 2008, 07:19:59 AM »
The Challenge:Perform the best combo involving a p2b then to a stunt of your choosing (e.g stoppie, wheelie, grind, ag) You have 72 hours to post your replay (in a .rar/.zip) and the preferred clip in this topic! The Submissions:FIGHTER: Replay - VideoNuclearDeath: Replay - Video The Votes:FIGHTER: 4 points.NuclearDeath: 0 points. (-2.p)FIGHTER wins by forfeit!
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« on: May 15, 2008, 07:19:52 AM »
The Challenge:Perform the best double bump on the first island in Vice City. You have 72 hours to post your replay (in a .rar/.zip) and the preferred clip in this topic! The Submissions:Cdarmy: Replay - Video Dannye: Replay - VideoThe Votes:Cdarmy: 0 points. (-2.p)Dannye: 4 points.
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« on: May 15, 2008, 07:05:11 AM »
The Challenge:Perform the best stunt at the Cochrane Dam. You have 72 hours to post your replay (in a .rar/.zip) and the preferred clip in this topic! The Submissions:Luky: Replay - VideoKenny: Replay - VideoThe Votes:- Brulla: Luky
- Samurai: Luky
- Turtle Dick: Luky
- Docta Luv: Luky
- Kingjad: Luky
Luky: 5 points. (+1p.)Kenny: 0 points. Luky wins.
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« on: May 15, 2008, 07:05:03 AM »
The Challenge:Perform the best stunt at Leaf Links. You have 72 hours to post your replay (in a .rar/.zip) and the preferred clip in this topic! The Submissions:Ruchy: Replay - VideoEataB: Replay - VideoThe Votes:- Brulla: EataB
- Samurai: Ruchy
- Turtle Dick: Ruchy
- Docta Luv: EataB
- Kingjad: Ruchy
Ruchy: 3 points. (+1p.)EataB: 2 points. Ruchy wins.
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« on: May 15, 2008, 07:04:59 AM »
The Challenge:Perform the best stunt which involves two bikes. You have 72 hours to post your replay (in a .rar/.zip) and the preferred clip in this topic! The Submissions:Turtle Boy: Replay - Video Looker: Replay - VideoThe Votes:Turtle Boy: 0 points. (-2.p)Looker: 4 points.Looker wins by forfeit!
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« on: May 15, 2008, 07:04:52 AM »
The Challenge:Perform the best stunt inside a building. You have 96 hours to post your replay (in a .rar/.zip) and the preferred clip in this topic! The Submissions:Flat Face: Replay - VideoEmperatris: Replay - VideoThe Votes:- Docta Luv: Emperatris
- Ofthemountain: Emperatris
- Turtle Dick: Emperatris
- Kingjad: Emperatris
- Samurai: Emperatris
Flat Face: 0 points. Emperatris: 5 points (+1p.) Emperatris wins.
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« on: May 15, 2008, 07:04:50 AM »
The Challenge:Land on a plane in the best way. You have 72 hours to post your replay (in a .rar/.zip) and the preferred clip in this topic! The Submissions:DriZzly: Replay - Videogodson: Replay - Video(in video - clip 1 is godson's attempt, clip 2 is DriZzly's attempt). The Votes:- Kingjad: godson
- Turtle Dick: godson
- Samurai: godson
- Brulla: godson
- Docta Luv: godson
DriZzly: 0 points. godson: 5 points. (+1.p)godson wins!
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« on: May 15, 2008, 06:54:16 AM »
The Challenge:Perform the best stunt involving a Flatbed. You have 72 hours to post your replay (in a .rar/.zip) and the preferred clip in this topic! The Submissions:Helios: Replay - VideoMythic: Replay - VideoThe Votes:- Samurai: Mythic
- Kingjad: Helios
- Brulla: Mythic
- Turtle Dick: Mythic
- Ofthemountain: Mythic
Helios: 1 points. Mythic: 4 points. (+1.p)Mythic wins!
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« on: May 15, 2008, 06:54:14 AM »
The Challenge:Perform the best ledge grind with a PCJ. You have 96 hours to post your replay (in a .rar/.zip) and the preferred clip in this topic! The Submissions:SnowMan: Replay - Video VenomX: Replay - VideoThe Votes:SnowMan: 0 points. (-2.p)VenomX: 4 points.VenomX wins by forfeit!
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« on: May 15, 2008, 06:54:11 AM »
The Challenge:Perform the best stunt with an infernus. You have 72 hours to post your replay (in a .rar/.zip) and the preferred clip in this topic! The Submissions:mAsTeR: Replay - Video Enough: Replay - Video The Votes:mAsTeR: 0 points. (-2.p) Enough: 0 points. (-2.p)No one wins!
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