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« Reply #60 on: May 12, 2007, 03:34:59 PM »
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you just asked and answered your own question :S
Yeah, I was bored.  

Now when TD mentions it I remember the AOA forum, that was actually really fun too. Is it still up?
Yap, I'm the only one who still posts crap there tho...
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« Reply #61 on: May 12, 2007, 09:38:18 PM »
AOA forum <3 btw, what do you think is the moral for this story? (I can't ask ost till he gets back  )

TD is playing by the book eh? Well let me tell you about this guy that also played by the book. His name was Kurt. Kurt was a normal dood, except he was very very strict with rules. If one didn't follow his rules, you'd get yer balls shot off, because thats the way his dad raised him. His dad once tried to shoot little Kurt in the balls, but Kurt was too quick.

Anyway, Kurt was walking along the street one day. It was about midday, and Kurt was a bit bored. He had allways wanted to visit a library, but since he used a book from there to wipe his furry arse, he has never gone there. But this felt different. He really wanted to read a book. So he went into the library. He was overwelmed by all the new books in the shelves, and the old ones at aisle 4. He went to see after an old book, but soon found that his book from long was still there. And you could smell it too. So he did the right thing. He crapped his pants so that everyone would think that it was he who smelled, and not the book. Later he found out that a man had died inside the bookshelf, and the police suspected murder.

This is where Kurt comes in for real. You see, Kurt is a crime scene investigator. Nothing gets past Kurt, and Kurt doesn't get past anything. Don't really know what that means, but I said it to make it seem more dramatical. Anyway the point is, Kurt is fat. So, Kurt was called in. He took a look at the body, but he suddenly was surprised. The body looked like it had been gased. And suddenly, Kurt understood. It was his crap that killed this poor fellow.

Naturally, a criminal investigator can't live with murder, so he started a new life in Kazakstan. And there he lives today, eating crocodiles.

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« Reply #62 on: May 12, 2007, 10:15:04 PM »
LOL!! Damn, great story. The moral is bring back up toilet paper.

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« Reply #63 on: May 13, 2007, 01:14:23 AM »
Poor Kurt.

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« Reply #64 on: May 13, 2007, 02:01:16 AM »
Go spam XSA instead Sweet ya midget fecker!

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« Reply #65 on: May 13, 2007, 02:11:18 AM »
NEVER

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« Reply #66 on: May 13, 2007, 03:26:06 AM »
sweety, you once made a typo and said my name was Kurt  

Question: Where's smallbrady89 or something?
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« Reply #67 on: May 26, 2007, 02:00:19 AM »
@kingjad

What does haggis taste like and do you like it ?

im not taking piss i would really like to know.

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« Reply #68 on: May 26, 2007, 07:06:37 AM »
Never age haggis in my life I'm afraid but it's meant to be good.  the contents usually put a lot of folk off it haha.

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« Reply #69 on: May 29, 2007, 12:57:27 AM »
How long does you stunt ?

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« Reply #70 on: May 29, 2007, 03:28:16 AM »
I am lucky if I stunt an hour a week right now

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« Reply #71 on: May 29, 2007, 03:31:23 AM »
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How long does you stunt ?
That's very hard to answer, since it changes all the time. I stunt when I can't think of anything better to do, which means I haven't been stunting much lately.

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« Reply #72 on: May 29, 2007, 06:47:54 AM »
I stunt when porn bores me.

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« Reply #73 on: May 29, 2007, 08:21:29 AM »
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I stunt when porn bores me.

But spinning midgets never gets boring!

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« Reply #74 on: June 05, 2007, 02:46:59 AM »
What´s you´re favorite stunt methode at all

 

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