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[Daffy]

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We welcome Balsam to the crew today, we've seen ourselves tired of the constant nagging and endless spam of clips showing landed and unlanded in his effort to join us so we figured this would makes us all very happy... welcome to Wasteland Heroes you indescribable effort-machine, may you continue to make us scratch our heads thinking "where does he get all the time to do shit?".
We embrace you like a meth-addict embraces his next fix with awe, anxiety and anxiousness 

[Blaze]

Congratulations Balsam (:

[Ltab-]

unexpected congratz!

[Sheep]

Finally Congratulations ! Well deserved spot in WH.

[Plani]

Crazy Korean fucker Good job mate , you are an improving stunter and you have an unique style. I hope you have fun in WH.

[Ed]

What about CP?
Congratulations anyway.

[Skuller]

Dunno if this is the best choice but Balsam know's the best so congrats to him, hope that CP crew won't fail just because of that.

[Daksad]

Welcome mate!

[Asaaj]

Good job, but CP will probably not like of this.

[MtS]

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[lilj]

congratulations bastardo, really nice to have you here, enjoy you stay in our secret cave

[Beat]

Welcome

[MxZz.]

Hell yeah, good job (: Finally you did this.

[Darkyy]

Well done Balsam 

What about CP?
Congratulations anyway.

Ed take out 1 Asiatic out of a group Asiatic stunters, what you have ? Still a group of crazy dedicated fuckers 

[MxZz.]

What about CP?
Congratulations anyway.

Ed take out 1 Asiatic out of a group Asiatic stunters, what you have ? Still a group of crazy dedicated fuckers